Welcome to Big Bill Hells

"Home of Challenge Pissing"

Big Bill Hells Auto is your home for Challenge Pissing, piss in the air straight up and don't get wet, and you get no down payment! We are a year-by-year winner of the Virginia Pilot's Best Car Dealership award, an award granted to only the best dealerships and car sellers in the area. Check out our two locations today.

All brands

Ford, Chevrolet, Buick, Toyota and Honda, plus many others.

No Warranty

All cars sold on our lots are guaranteed not to include any warranty or guarantee on what you're actually getting. Get a lemon, go fuck yourself, it's entirely your fault. Totally not our fault your car broke down after driving it half a mile off the dealership lot.

Dealership

Two locations, zero competition. Come on down to our Virginia Beach or Baltimore locations, we are a nationwide car company.

Affordable

I'd give them away but my wife won't let me!

Have any questions?

(757) 420-6969

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